Episode Five

I recently heard that if you get caught by a crocodile and you are being dragged down to your doom, you should push your thumbs into its eyeballs and it will let you go instantly.

That makes sense, I guess.

On the other hand, please don’t put yourself in a position where you need to try it.

Be patient, we’ll get to Episode Five soon enough.

Yours,

Mr. John “I’ll-Be-Cheering-For-The-Crocodiles” Fladd